Nikki Fried Labels Starbucks Barista "Worse than Hitler" After Receiving Incorrect Order
MIAMI—Smoking hot Democratic candidate for governor of Florida, Nikki Fried, blasted her local Starbucks barista Monday after the young man bungled her Grande Cafè Misto and handed her a regular Cappuccino.
“You’re even worse than Hitler!” witnesses quoted Fried as saying after she spit out her first sip. “I can’t believe this! What’s next, are you going to kill seven million Jews as an encore?! Disgusting!”
Fried made the comments after comparing current Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to Hitler as well. She made the comparison during an interview on NPR’s “Friday Roundup Podcast.”
“I am a student of history,” Fried declared. “I saw the rise of Hitler with my own eyes. Or, wait… no, I learned about it. Floridians need to know that what happened back then in Germany is exactly what’s going to happen here if I don’t get elected.”
Meantime, the Starbucks barista accused of being even worse than Hitler spoke on condition of anonymity, saying “I’ve been serving Nikki for three years now, and I kinda thought we were friends. Then out of nowhere she’s calling me Hitler! Then my manager fired me.”
Fried, who currently serves as Florida’s Agricultural Commissioner, is billed as a rising star in the Democratic Party. In 2020, she was one of seventeen speakers who jointly delivered the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention that no one watched. It is highly probable that she plans to run for President in 2028.