California Man Invents Silent Leaf Blower, All World Problems Suddenly Disappear
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SAN DIEGO—Peace and prosperity swept the globe Tuesday after San Diego resident Bruce Conner invented a perfectly silent leaf blower. The 36-year-old small business owner says he came up with the idea as “a means of personal survival.” “I couldn’t take it anymore,” Conner stated. “Every Tuesday and Thursday all I could hear was BWAAHH…BWAH, BWAH… BWAAAAHHH, and I wanted to kill myself. Then one night I was looking at my wife and two kids and thought,
California Man Invents Silent Leaf Blower, All World Problems Suddenly Disappear
California Man Invents Silent Leaf Blower…
California Man Invents Silent Leaf Blower, All World Problems Suddenly Disappear
SAN DIEGO—Peace and prosperity swept the globe Tuesday after San Diego resident Bruce Conner invented a perfectly silent leaf blower. The 36-year-old small business owner says he came up with the idea as “a means of personal survival.” “I couldn’t take it anymore,” Conner stated. “Every Tuesday and Thursday all I could hear was BWAAHH…BWAH, BWAH… BWAAAAHHH, and I wanted to kill myself. Then one night I was looking at my wife and two kids and thought,