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Why Will Smith's Actions Have Stirred So Much Controversy
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Weekly Headline Review
Testing Out Substack's New Video Feature
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America and Her Allies Will Stand United and Fight Russia to the Last Ukrainian
Let me begin by stating that if the United States were ever invaded, I would do everything in my power to defend it.
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The Window for Peace in Ukraine Is Closing: Will Leaders Have the Foresight to Seize It?
Author’s Note:
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February 2022

Playtime Is Over: Russia Just Killed the "Rules-Based" International Order and the U.S. Must Adapt Immediately
On Thursday, February 24th, Russia launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine, hitting the country from three sides with a barrage of cruise missiles…
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U.S. Media Coverage of the Russia-Ukraine Conflict Is So Awful I Actually Enjoy It a Little
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t want to write another article on the Russia-Ukraine issue, I really didn’t.
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Ukraine Reveals the True Nature of the U.S. Political Divide—And It's Not "Right vs Left"
In the gaming community, the acronym NPC stands for “Non Playable Character,” and refers to the AI-controlled “people” you encounter in the game.
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The Unseen Forces Behind Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's Retirement
A True Story of Dark Money, Partisan Mercenaries and Political Hatchet Men
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January 2022

The U.S. Really, Really Wants Russia to Invade Ukraine, Here's Why
Non-Satire
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Biden's First Year Was a Disaster—But His Press Conference About It Was Even Worse
Non-Satire
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California Man Invents Silent Leaf Blower, All World Problems Suddenly Disappear
SAN DIEGO—Peace and prosperity swept the globe Tuesday after San Diego resident Bruce Conner invented a perfectly silent leaf blower.
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Nikki Fried Labels Starbucks Barista "Worse than Hitler" After Receiving Incorrect Order
MIAMI—Smoking hot Democratic candidate for governor of Florida, Nikki Fried, blasted her local Starbucks barista Monday after the young man bungled her…
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